The Sith DiariesThe Very secret Diary of Darth MaulThe Sith Diaries by deadfake
Day 1: Woke up. Brushed teeth. Collected debts from Couraseants loan sharks. Flipped through copy of How to rule the universe and inspire fear. Am bored because Master is not here. On good note, found mouse to be my friend.
Edit: Was hungry. Ate mouse. Found rock to be my friend.
Day 3: Master returned. Said he had to broker a treaty with democrats from the Senate. Believe he was out cruising jedi knights. Summoned me to chambers to discuss plans. Something about taking over galaxy through political injustice. Fazed out, and didnt get details. Was thinking about what to feed rock. Rock is starting to move and grow horns, so figure it must eat meat.
Edit: Note to self, rock only eats raw human flesh. Do not attempt to give it cooked fish. It sulks if feed it cooked fish.
Day 4: Master quizzed me on plans for galaxy take-over. Failed quiz. Was made to run up ten foot slate wall 250 times. Legs now hu